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- 60s+, femme presenting (Lead). The events of the play are centered around her and her decision to hide the money which she has inherited from her late husband from her greedy stepchildren, to give away to those less fortunate or to fulfill others' random, yet important lifelong dreams.
- 40s+, masc presenting (Lead). The eldest stepson of Mrs. Savage, Titus is the least popular senator in congress. He is sober, humorless, and direct. Titus also has a temper that tends to come out most when dealing with his stepmother.
- 30s+, femme presenting (Supporting). Lily Belle, the middle stepchild, was once married to a Slovak prince, and has remarried five times since then. A celebrity heiress, she is arrogant, chic, and self-assured.
- 30s+, masc presenting (Featured). The youngest stepchild of Ethel, Samuel has the distinction of being the judge with the most overturned decisions in the U.S. He walks in the shadows of his siblings, offering a sassy, short comment every once in a while, only to be shot down.
- 30s+, masc presenting (Supporting). Once a statistician, he was fired and replaced by an electronic calculator. He has then taken up the violin, which he wrongly believes he can play beautifully.
- late 20s+, masc presenting (Supporting). Once a military pilot, Jeff was shot down in the war, surviving a crash that killed all his men. He now believes that he has a scar on his face, which he constantly hides from others. *Will have staged intimacy with Miss Willie*
- late 20s+, femme presenting (Featured). The elegant "mother" of The Cloisters, she believes she has a five-year-old son named John Thomas; in fact, John Thomas is a doll.
- 40s+, femme presenting (Featured). The other patients say that Mrs. Paddy stopped talking when her husband told her to "shut up" one day, and she hasn't spoken since. She only speaks to announce what she hates.
- any age, masc presenting (Featured). The staff doctor for this wing of The Cloisters, Dr. Emmett is kind, warmhearted, and he works hard to help his patients.
- 20s+, femme presenting (Supporting). The administrative assistant and nurse for The Cloisters. She is married to Jeff, but struggles to pretend not to be because he doesn't remember her. *Will have staged intimacy with Jeffrey*